Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
