don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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