TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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