Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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