Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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