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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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