No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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