How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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