Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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