yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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