just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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