I must be too annoying 4 u.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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