his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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