can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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