I wish i was in the wii world.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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