I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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