I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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