S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
