if i can run in heels then i can drive
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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