Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
honey bunches of taint.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you mean i was at the winter classic?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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