i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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