Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
birth control should be required to get into college
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
