Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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