They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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