what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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