I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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