the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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