I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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