awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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