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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..

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  Both

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• (631): View more from New York

  Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.

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• (769): View more from Mississippi

  My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship

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• (646): View more from New York

  Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet

  (845): View more from New York

  It'll be a kids book

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

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  ..... starting now

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH

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