You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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