Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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