did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Buhtt sex?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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