i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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