He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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