S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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