Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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