Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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