I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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