Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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