when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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