I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Houston, we have a blender
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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