we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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