i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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