You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how can u be prego again
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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