Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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