She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I need to calm my uterus...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
