Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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