Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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