I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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