u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize
